Tom: So we’re in the middle of this press briefing with all the big press when all of a sudden, out of these beautiful, highfidelity, surround-sound speakers, one of the dev’s starts yelling: “You wankeeeer!”
Jake: I’m there to talk to the journalists about why Sims 2 is going to be so much better than Sims 1. I had a bet with one of the producers before I went in there that I could use the word “lesbian” in the actual conversation, get it into the article, and no one would be offended.
Steve: We’re all crowding around, trying to get our pictures taken with some college kid in plastic armor, while the richest man in the world is standing by himself, looking lost, holding a cup of fuzzy navel.
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